The Santa Squad: A Violently Heartwarming Christmas Carol

The Santa Squad: A Violently Heartwarming Christmas Carol

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THE NORTH POLE BURNS...SANTA WANTS REVENGE!

When a terrorist organization sets their sites on annihilating Christmas, their first act is to take out Kris Kringle himself!

​But even a bullet to the chest can't keep a good Santa down.

​With the help of the North Pole crew and a team of mercenaries right off the Naughty List, Santa will save Christmas even if it destroys him...

​And it just might.

​For everyone out there who argues that DIE HARD is the ultimate Christmas movie, now you have a story that will make you want to laugh, cry, and mow down some Anti-Santite bastards!

​PRAISE FOR THE SANTA SQUAD:

It's like an 80's action movie where Santa Claus is giving the beat-down. I laughed out loud! - B.W.

Santa Squad really does have a weird balance of violence and heart-warming moments. It was different and I loved it; like a Hallmark movie with a lot of explosions! - T.D.