The Santa Squad: A Violently Heartwarming Christmas Carol

The Santa Squad: A Violently Heartwarming Christmas Carol

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THE NORTH POLE BURNS...SANTA WANTS REVENGE!

When a terrorist organization sets their sites on annihilating Christmas, their first act is to take out Kris Kringle himself!

But even a bullet to the chest can't keep a good Santa down.

With the help of the North Pole crew and a team of mercenaries right off the Naughty List, Santa will save Christmas even if it destroys him...

And it just might.

For everyone out there who argues that DIE HARD is the ultimate Christmas movie, now you have a story that will make you want to laugh, cry, and mow down some Anti-Santite bastards!

PRAISE FOR THE SANTA SQUAD:

It's like an 80's action movie where Santa Claus is giving the beat-down. I laughed out loud! - B.W.

Santa Squad really does have a weird balance of violence and heart-warming moments. It was different and I loved it; like a Hallmark movie with a lot of explosions! - T.D.